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        1. Consultant's log. May or may not be based on a true story. 1/
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        Day 0. It is imperative that I start tomorrow! 2/
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      Day 1. No one knows why I'm here, or where I'm supposed to go. Rumor has it there is a laptop for me somewhere. 3/
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    Day 2. I have a laptop! I can't log in. 4/
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      Day 3. No news to report. 5/
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        Day 4. I can log in! I don't have access to anything. 6/
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          Day 5. Today I received a document describing all the things I should do on Day 1. /fin