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  1. Good news, songwriters! AI will not be replacing you yet. cc @illuminatihotts
    Screenshot from a chat conversation with ChatGPT.

Input: "Write me a song about my black cat Todd as if it was written by the Illuminati Hotties"

Output: "
Verse 1:
Meet Todd, our black cat
He's the ruler of our flat
With his sleek fur and glowing eyes
He's a sight to behold, oh my!

Chorus:
Todd, oh Todd
You're the king of our domain
With your aloof and dignified air
You make us feel like we're insane

Verse 2:
You saunter around the house
With your tail held high
You own every room you enter
We're just lucky to be by your side

Bridge:
But don't let your regal demeanor
Fool you into thinking we're not equal
We're part of the Illuminati Hotties
And together, we're unstoppable

Chorus:
Todd, oh Todd
You're the king of our domain
With your aloof and dignified air
You make us feel like we're insane.
"Screenshot from a conversation with ChatGPT.

Input: "That's great, but could you make it more tenderpunk?"

Output: "
Verse 1:
Meet Todd, our black cat
He's the softest thing we've ever had
With his fluffy fur and gentle purr
He's the sweetest boy, for sure

Chorus:
Todd, oh Todd
You're the light of our lives
With your snuggles and headbutts
You make everything alright

Verse 2:
You curl up on our laps
And melt our hearts with your touch
We could stare at you for hours
And never get enough

Bridge:
But don't let your tenderness
Fool you into thinking we're not tough
We're part of the tenderpunk crew
And together, we can't be buffed

Chorus:
Todd, oh Todd
You're the light of our lives
With your snuggles and headbutts
You make everything alright.
"
    1. …in reply to @undefined
      The way it injects the part of the prompt it doesn't understand directly into the lyrics reminds me of that time I had a friend who did an impression of meatwad from Aqua Teen Hungerforce and it went "hey guys, I'm meatwad!" and sounded nothing like meatwad.
      1. …in reply to @undefined
        Kudos to "With your snuggles and headbutts You make everything alright." though