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When discussing eventual consistency it's important to emphasize the word "eventual." Drag it out, use air quotes, and roll your eyes at it. The consistency needs to know that we're well aware that it's being self-centered and that it could get here sooner if it really tried.
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This tweet brought to you by JIRA filling in my name on a ticket half a minute after I saved it.
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Oh, and that occasional zoom error that says "the host _never_ shows up 🙄"