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  1. Remote working tips that no one seems to want to talk about:
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      1. You can fart. *Whenever you want*. And **no one can smell it**.
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        2. Brush your teeth. Don't worry if you forget - your partner will let you know on day two if you've forgotten.
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          3. If your partner is also remote, you can have sex while your kids are at school! If you brush your teeth.
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            4. Traffic is still a thing. Don't get stuck in it on your way to meet friends for happy hour.
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              5. No one will say anything about not changing your clothes until day three.